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Let us gather in the river
(2014-1-29)
 A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! “If I had all the beer in the world, I'd throw it all into the river.”

  一位牧师在进行节制布道,他热情地讲着。“如果我有世界上所有的啤酒,我就把它们全部扔进河里!”

  With greater emphasis, he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd throw it all into the river.”

  随后他又慷慨激昂地说,“如果我有世界上所有的葡萄酒,我就把它们全扔进河里。”

  And finally he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd throw it all into the river, too!”

  最后他说,“如果我有世界上所有的威士忌,我也会把它们全扔进河里。”

  As he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, “For our closing hymn, let us sing number 365:”

  “Shall We Gather at the River.”

  当他坐下后,唱诗班的领唱站起来笑着说,“最后的赞歌我们一起吟诵第365章:《让我们聚在河边》。